*Breaking News* from the Midgardian Onion
Cruachan Gorge (Reuters, Jordheim Gazette)
2038EST
>David "gamechanger" Karesh and his band of followers were found dead of apparent embarrassment after drinking mead-laced koolaide after a failed Relic raid coup. The Relic raid, lead by local hero Paindancerr aka mrs. Clumsy, was proceeding normally in an orderly fashion until the keeplord's death, whereupon cult mastermind Karesh aka Natelordofthebannedrealms snatched the Relic in an attempt to usurp the BG lead's position for himself. After some reportedly testy negotiations the BG abandoned Kareshnate in their compound and vacated the area. This is the latest failed attempt of wresting power and imagined glory in a lead position in RvR by the cultish, attention-seeking kobold of dubious moral character from the small village of Texasheim in southern Mularn. K-Nate's actions are still being defended by the usual suspects - whether they are the recently immigrated caravan Albs or the newly-created "No rules girlsjustwannahavefun" guild EJ. The guild's GM and the acolyte's lead defender Lynnette "Squeakyjeniini" Fromme, was nowhere to be seen and may have escaped the carnage. There is concern that other followers remain at large and are being identified by loyal Jordheim special forces.
In a related story K-Nate's guild was removed from the RDM /as, restoring dignity and integrity. This guild *will* be seeking a new home so be vigilant and ready the oil and diseased carcasses on the ramparts. In the end they are all Jerx.
An té a luíonn le madaí, eiroidh sé le dearnaid.
2038EST
>David "gamechanger" Karesh and his band of followers were found dead of apparent embarrassment after drinking mead-laced koolaide after a failed Relic raid coup. The Relic raid, lead by local hero Paindancerr aka mrs. Clumsy, was proceeding normally in an orderly fashion until the keeplord's death, whereupon cult mastermind Karesh aka Natelordofthebannedrealms snatched the Relic in an attempt to usurp the BG lead's position for himself. After some reportedly testy negotiations the BG abandoned Kareshnate in their compound and vacated the area. This is the latest failed attempt of wresting power and imagined glory in a lead position in RvR by the cultish, attention-seeking kobold of dubious moral character from the small village of Texasheim in southern Mularn. K-Nate's actions are still being defended by the usual suspects - whether they are the recently immigrated caravan Albs or the newly-created "No rules girlsjustwannahavefun" guild EJ. The guild's GM and the acolyte's lead defender Lynnette "Squeakyjeniini" Fromme, was nowhere to be seen and may have escaped the carnage. There is concern that other followers remain at large and are being identified by loyal Jordheim special forces.
In a related story K-Nate's guild was removed from the RDM /as, restoring dignity and integrity. This guild *will* be seeking a new home so be vigilant and ready the oil and diseased carcasses on the ramparts. In the end they are all Jerx.
An té a luíonn le madaí, eiroidh sé le dearnaid.
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Lets try again tonight. This time put ego aside and bring the relic home
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
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Had you put yours aside it would be back -- practice what you allegedly preach
I don't respond well to "give me the F-ing" relic. You guys should know this
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
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This was quite hilarious.
Is Paindancerr Clumsy's wife? Is Paindancerr female? Interested minds inquire.
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Sounds like something someone that was just dumped would say.
The first line was the absolute best.
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781
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HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781
Please don't derail the thread.
you were asked many times without vitriol and simply ignored or refused, you can delude yourself all you want
watch the video and you have all the proof you need.
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781
I used to think that it was only in the positive that he wished to hear his name on the lips of others. However, unless he has achieved some grand level of delusion which could be a very real possibility, he had to know his recent actions would alienate the whole of Midgard against him. This has lead me to the revelation that it does not matter if it's in the positive or negative, what matters is that he thrust his name to the forefront of every discussion.
Now it's possible that my initial evaluation was correct and that his psychosis has only recently evolved into what it currently is due to the amount of disgust and contempt players across all realms have for him. Is this what happens when a cult leader is left with only the outer most fringe of followers but desperately craves larger numbers? Does the bar drop so far that it becomes, "as long as I'm talked about"? Truly a sad case to observe.
Wouldn't developing an entire case study and psychological profile be counter productive though?
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Ty sir
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781
we can all hope for justice and a ban
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781
To my knowledge no one has created a case study. If the goal is amusement, it's hardly counter productive.
Make Mids pay for it!
/rofl You Bet!
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781
only a perma for you; again lol
If he isn’t immediately taken away by the men in the white coats I feel he could do something to himself and his cult followers I’m Invisaging jordhiem on fire with David k aka natebruner consumed in flames with sqeaky jenini
And his other cult followers all going up in flames dark times in deed for Midgard.
Since then, he harassed people on chat I very much like, and been part of the realm for ages. It's about someone who does everything to annoy other players trying to "get into spotlight". I agree with Paindancerr, I would have left immediately also.
Since Elitist Jerxs decided (or something like that) to leave the AS, I wish them good luck in the future. To everyone else, play with people you like, be it Nate, or anyone else, but you don't have to play with people you dislike also, it's a matter of choice. This wasn't respectful to Pain, yes, but more like not respectful to other players decided to join Pain, and listen to him during a BG.
This is clearly not about a relic, this is exactly what people like me feared with Nates realm change. He will try everything to paint beloved or respected players in a bad light, to gain some fame or whatnot.
p.s. Love the writing.
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781
How will you get relic credit when we place it ? /rofl
HERORIUS
"Nate calling out fights in the Alb public bg has been a recent source of entertainment for me, most of those folks have never heard anyone call targets during US prime." Teddie
"First off I am pretty sure most Mids agree that Albs previous leaders were weak and Nate is actually bringing out action." Impounded
Discord me: Natebruner#3781